Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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