Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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