your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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