belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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