Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
