Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
