If you die in college, do you die in real life?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I'm really busy with my period
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