I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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