No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
two words...techno handjob
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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