Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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