weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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