i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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