I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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