I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
and you said cock pushups were impossible
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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