I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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