who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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