in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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