never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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