She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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