i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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