I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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