Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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