if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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