Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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