do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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