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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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• (585): View more from New York

  if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I don't have any soul left to be crushed.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...

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  Swans

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.

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