So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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