if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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