I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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