Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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