I'm gonna have a badass scar
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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