shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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