clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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