we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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