Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You were trust falling into bushes
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.