no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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