Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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