i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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