So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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