moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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