I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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