just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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