hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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