let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Sorry about my life...
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It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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