Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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