did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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