I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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