Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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