I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i need some magic done to my vagina
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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