she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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