ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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