STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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