Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I need to align my fucking chakras
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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