your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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