Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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