I saw his package. It spoke to me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize