I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Actions speak louder than pants.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
A+ Viking dick
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