I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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