she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
do nipples grow back?
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