the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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